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I see HP decided to make this keyboard illustration less ridiculous. I want my octopus hands back.

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The FreeBSD project updated their Code of Conduct. It is now a violation to send someone a message (IM, IRC, Social Media, etc.) with the text "*hug*" in it.

Totally not a joke. Is that a real problem that people face?

This raises so many questions for me!

Does this apply to animated GIFs of hugging?

What is the proper punishment for implying, online, that you are offering a totally-for-pretend hug?

What about other forms of "simulated physical contact"... like a high five?

I feel gross and sick and have weird tasting phlegm in my throat. Blegh.

Toemeat boosted, my VOIP provider for the past 6 years, is finally shutting down for good. It was fun while it lasted, but all good things must come to an end. Port request to Twilio is scheduled for tomorrow. I setup a Matrix-bridge, and I'll be using as my front-end for SMS. Fingers crossed that I got everything configured correctly!

Make Armenia Great Again.

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The Internet lost a hero today. EFF is mourning the loss of our visionary co-founder, John Perry Barlow.

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if you have a personal web log, please reply with the url!

an attempt to collect everyone’s blogs - so as to not let precious non-commercial content go unread and unnoticed - is likely the only time i’ll ever ask:

please boost this toot.

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@SpookyR @lizzymoda @dcgirl Can I just take a moment to bitch about my least favorite women's restroom behavior?

>woman walks out of stall
>starts messing with her hair, fixing it, ties it up or whatever
>THEN washes hands

W H Y W H Y W H Y 😱

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I have been watching Naked and Afraid all week. Watching people starve has been more enjoyable than I would ever have imagined.

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Public Education:
Why we can't have nice things

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Do I really need to put this ticket on hold because HP's web server is too much a pile of shit to let me find the data I need?

I'm shocked. Shocked, I say!

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Apparently we're all fucked.
According to Ron Paul, the senate is trying to institute a national ID system with biometric data that goes beyond privacy invasion.